The Free Land of The Dinland is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 380 million Dins enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonedinanger. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dinite economy, worth 15.9 trillion forints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,890 forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Dinite beach towns "the fine coastline", builders across The Dinland are blocked up with orders for new public loos, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dinland's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Dinland is ranked 254,647^th in the world and 180^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.